TWEWF: The Second Arc

THE WORLD ENDS WITH FREDRICK
The Second (and Incomplete) Arc
Written by ~Cherry-sama and ~koushiroizumi2005

Previously, on TWEWF...
*Button rises up into air for clichéd melodramatic moment, then emits pulse of light which sends everyone flying back to where they were before the Fredrick incident*

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Joshua: That was convenient, wasn't it, dad?
Mr. H: Yea. Although my brain's still spinning... Now let's go shut that door before your pet gets out again.
Joshua: Good call.

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Neku: Whu... what happened? Feels like my brain's gone for a roller coaster ride... And why am I dressed like Beat?
Shiki: Neku? Is that really you?
Neku: What's really me? How can I not be me? *Starts walking back home* I need to change outta these... Too loud for me....
Shiki: *under her breath* As if your own clothes aren't loud enough.
Neku: Speaking of which, where're my phones?
Shiki: You don't remember? Strange... Joshua said you would...
Neku: That no good me killer! What did he do this time?!
Shiki: Go ask him yourself... You know the way to the Shibuya river... I'm tired... *Starts walking back to own house*
Neku: Shiki...

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Minamimoto: You zetta zero! Of all the things you could have done with my brain, you TOPPLED BUILDINGS TO CRUSH THAT DINO?!
Beat: Bwaaah! Yo man! I had to think fast!
Rhyme: It's glad to have you back, bro...

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*Meanwhile, Joshua's having a family reunion*
Mr. H: So, Honey, what say we get married?
JUM: I knew it. That's why I wiped your memory in the first place.
Joshua: Now mum, don't do that to daddy.
JUM: I know... It's just that I don't think I'm ready for family life yet... Shinjuku still needs a composer...
Mr. H: I'll help then.
JUM: Nonsense. You have your producer duties. Besides, I need a new design for my Player pin. Get cracking on it!
Mr. H: Yes ma'am!
Joshua: That's some really warped relationship...

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*Next morning*
Neku: So... This is the end of everything eh?
Shiki: Seems that way...
Neku: Everyone's back to normal and Shibuya's safe, but I have just one question.
Shiki: Em?
Neku: What're you doing in my bed?!
Shiki: Whu? Wha! *Jumps*
Shiki: *Changes subject* Do you think the button had any side effects?
Neku: Na, I don't think so. If anything woulda happened, it woulda happened already.
Narrator: But little did Neku know...

Narrator: …That this was the beginning of new CHAOS!!!
Minamimoto: You infinitely zetta slow zero! You're plan so zetta sucked! CRUNCH!
Beat: Well better than you, dawg!! The skin on your wrist is broken!
Rhyme: And bleeding, slightly.
Minamimoto: *looks at wrist* Oh crunch. *starts looking around for band aid*
Rhyme: What are you eating that's so loud that make a loud "crunch" whenever you bite down?!
Beat: Rhyme, he's not biting on anything, he just randomly yells—
Minamimoto: Lucky Charms.
Beat: O_O
Rhyme: I knew it!!!
Beat: Dawg, how do you make marshmallows crunch?
Rhyme: He's not eating the marshmallows, onii-san.
Minamimoto: Duh. Even the little decimal point could do the math!
Rhyme: He eats all the flavorless cereal bits first and then once those are done, THEN he eats the cereal!
Beat: But wouldn't he have finished the box by now?
Minamimoto: Oh plu-ease! Kitaniji got me a 6.01 meter by 4.02 meter box for Christmas!
Beat: Six meters…by four meters…
Minamimoto: By 2.93 meters.
Beat: …by two meters… O_O HOLY! That box would have a volume of 48 meters cubed!!!
Minamimoto: Actually 70.789386 meters cubed. You forgot the numbers behind the decimal point.
Beat: Stupid zeros…
Rhyme: O_O Beat?! You can do mental math?!
Beat: …I think so…

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Neku: Stop avoiding the question! Would you please tell me why you are on my bed!
Shiki: Well uh…
Neku: …Shiki…
Shiki: It's…um…
Neku: Is that a sewing kit you're holding?
Shiki: OKAY FINE! *sniff* I was going home but then I saw a hole in your pant leg and—and—AND IT BUGGED ME, okay?!
Neku: I was wearing Beat's pants at the time Shiki, and I take better care of my clothing, thank you.
Shiki: That's not true!
Neku: What makes you think that?
Shiki: First of all, that one time where that button on your pants was loose!
Neku: That was a long time ago. I take much more care of my—
Shiki: And then this big hole in your blanket! *points to hole in blanket, half-stitched up, via Shiki*
Neku: …This particular blanket has been on my bed for years—
Shiki: *gets up and walks over to closet* And this!! *pulls out shirt with a big hole through the center*
Neku: …That shirt was passed down by my dad, from his dad from—
Shiki: Was the shirt I bought for you on the Third Day!!!
Neku: *is speechless*
Shiki: And HOW</b> long ago did we buy this?!
Neku: A year—?
Shiki: Four weeks ago! A month! And already you have a hole this big in it!
Neku: *is speechless*
Shiki: You didn't even wear it during our week!!! How badly do you treat your clothing?!
Neku: …I have moths…?

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Mr. H: Well, I guess that's that.
Joshua: *sitting on Fredrick's muzzle* That's a good boy Fredrick, that's a good boy.
Mr. H: You're mother doesn't want to marry me.
Joshua: Do you want a bright light shining on you? (lizards are cold-blooded, light makes them more energetic) Here's one. *blue beam falls from sky*
Mr. H: I wonder if I should ask Ginza's composer if I—
Joshua: Are you still upset about that? My mother is perfectly able to take care of herself and any other children she may have in the future. She was able to raise me, wasn't she? For fifteen years too!
Mr. H: …And how many years ago was that?
Joshua: ………………Good point.
Mr. H: I guess there always is Akiba's composer too…
Joshua: I wonder, how old am I? *starts counting on fingers*
Mr. H: But I actually remember the composer of Ginza, unlike Akiba…
Joshua: 23…24…25…*continues counting*
Mr. H: But she might still be mad at me for toppling over the tower…
Joshua: 130…131…132…*continues counting*
Mr. H: Say, how do you think your friends are doing?
Joshua: I dunno. Why?
Mr. H: Well, the first time we tried the button, there were some weird side-effects…
Joshua: Hee hee hee… Those were funny.
Mr. H: What about now? Do you think there were any side-effects for them too?
Joshua: Of course! It wouldn't be any fun if there weren't.
Mr. H: Also, when their brains were switched around…I'm concerned…
Joshua: Oh? Are you worried that switching their brains would have left any residue from the previous ones?
Mr. H: Yes.
Joshua: Well, don't worry. The worst thing that could happen is that Beat becomes smarter, Sho becomes slightly more emo, which shouldn't matter all that much since he looks gothic enough already; and Neku becomes smarter and stupider at the same time.
Mr. H: I suppose…
Joshua: I'd be more worried about what the higher ups would think. After all, we used…IT…
Mr. H: True…
Joshua: …I wonder who they'll blame for this entire incident…
Mr. H: Who knows?

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Kitaniji: *is minding own business*
Ominous voice: KITANIJI.
Kitaniji: …Yes? *is slightly scared*
Ominous voice: YOU HAVE DISRUPTED THE ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE.
Kitaniji: What?! No I haven't—
Ominous voice: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR PUNISHMENT.
*fire falls from sky*
Kitaniji: Eek!!! *runs away*

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Kariya: Dude. I feel like I just had a hangover…
Uzuki: Yeah… My head hurts…
Sota: Owwww….
Nao: Didn't we, like, just die?
Kariya: Apparently not.
Uzuki: Whatever just happened, we'd better not be involved with the Fresh Meat and his friends…
Narrator: Well…This is ironic…

Neku: Now now, Shiki, that sewing machine is heavy... I don't want you to hurt yourself...
Shiki: You're worried about ME?! What about your CLOTHES!!!! *Poises to fling sewing machine at Neku*
*Suddenly a moth as big as the sewing machine flies out of Neku's closet and burps*
Neku: See, told you I had moths.
Shiki: Holy ****, that's one BIG bug! What have you been feeding it?! Psych pins?
Neku: Now that would explain where all my pins went.
Shiki: And why all your clothes have holes in them. *Proceeds to pick up broom to swat giant moth* This should be easy.
*Giant moth burps out a thunder ball which fries Shiki and the broomstick.
Neku: Shiki?! SHIKI!!!
Shiki: uh? What happened?
Neku: Uh I think the moth just used thunder pawn...
Shiki: Now HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
Neku: Better call Josh... *Takes out hand phone*

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Narrator: Man, did I just get a full time job in this rp?
Joshua: Yea I suppose so...
Narrator: Oh well... Anyway, Back in the death god's pad...
Kitaniji: I didn't do anything! You gotta believe me! Joshua! Joshua was the one who used the button!
Ominous voice: Yes, but it was you who let the lizard out in the first place. Without you there would have been no need for the button. Now you have to face the consequences like a man!
Kitaniji: Noes!!!!!!! Eh wait... Where ARE you?
Ominous voice: In the shadows thinking of your punishment.
Kitaniji: Wait. You haven't thought of it?
Ominous voice: O_O Dam. Why'd I give that away...

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Rhyme: Oniisan, what were you doing in all these years in school then!?
Beat: Beats me...
Minamimoto: You zetta zeros...
Beat: Who're you calling a zero you Decimal!
Minamimoto: I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!
Beat: Yea and I'm e^x!
Minamimoto: Bwah?! Wait. How'd he?
Rhyme: Niisan... What happened to you?
Beat: You don't remember?
Rhyme: Remember what?
Beat: JOSHUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: And Uzuki and crew leave the 104 and went back to their daily lives, when…Kariya decided to treat them all out to RAMEN!!!

Uzuki: Mmmm~… As good as always~
Nao: Thanks for treating us to ramen, guys~
Kariya: No problem. After all we got squashed underneath Godzilla's foot together didn't we?
Ramen Don Owner: ……
Uzuki: Well, technically, the never happened anymore.
Ramen Don Owner: …?
Nao: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Ramen Don Owner: …………
Nao: So, Sota, which ramen have you decided to order?
Sota: Nah. I'm not a big fan of ramen. I'll just get Udon instead.
Uzuki and Kariya: O_O *feels betrayed*

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Shiki: *continues to brandish her broom and the moth continues to attack her with thunder pawn* HAVE YOU GOTTEN AHOLD OF HIM YET?!?!?!
Neku: I nope not yet.
Shiki: Ah, screw it. *pulls out toy* GET 'IM MR. MEW!!!
Joshua: *appears out of nowhere* Don't hurt Francis!!!
Neku: O_o
Shiki: *stops attacking moth, apparently named Francis* Francis?!
Joshua: Yes. Francis. My pet moth.
Shiki: How could you keep that as a pet?!
Joshua: Oh Shiki, how would you be able to understand? You've never had a pet before.
Shiki: Just tell me!!
Joshua: Well, Shiki, my little Fredrick would have gotten lonely if he didn't have other taboo noise mutated friends.
Shiki: But honestly, A MOTH?!
Neku: ……How many more pets do you have?
Joshua: That's a good question. *starts counting on fingers*
Shiki: Well this is just great. First I find your wardrobe in a wreck, …
Joshua: *continues counting* …Maurice, Jenise, François…
Shiki: …then I find the biggest moth alive is the cause of this catastrophe, …
Joshua: *is still counting* …Francis, Genevieve, Pierre…
Shiki: …and then I can't kill it or I'll get taken out by the composer.
Joshua: *counts some more* …Antoinette, Jean Claude, Matteau, …
Shiki: This sucks.
Joshua: *alas, still counting*…Giselle, Florence, Adellé…
Neku: Joshua, why do all the pets you've mentioned so far have French names?
Joshua: *stops counting* Neku, you're just imagining things.
Neku: Why is Francis here of all places?
Shiki: Yeah!
Joshua: Well it seems that all of my pets have escaped the Death God's Pad.
Neku and Shiki: O_O WHAT!?
Joshua: Yes. When we went to close the door, the only pet that had been left inside (after the time reversal caused by...IT...) was Fredrick.
Neku and Shiki: ._.
Joshua: So, now both Mr. H and I have been trying to find them all before they leave Shibuya.
Neku: =_= Why is it that you only call Mr. H "Daddy-Waddy-kins" while he's nearby?
Shiki: Yeah, Joshua, that seems kind of mean!
Joshua: *ignore Shiki and Neku and turns to Francis* Francis, come here boy!
Francis: *thunder pawns*
Joshua: *looks at scorched hand* Neku, what have you been feeding Francis?

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Beat: So, numerator dawg. How do you regular Shimigami folk get a hold of a composer?
Minamimoto: Well, zeptometer brain, how else do you get a hold of a person as numerically untalented as that yoctometer?
Beat: I dunno.
Rhyme: Wouldn't you just call him on a cellphone?
Minamimoto: Cellphone? I wish we had those petapascals, back in the day.
Rhyme: "Back in the day"?
Minamimoto: Hey, I've been in this zetta shimigami squad with nothing but stupid zeros for 1.27 x 10^2 years. Do you think we had those exa slow things?
Rhyme: Oh.
Beat: Then what do ya use, dawg?
Minamimoto: That's so zetta easy that you don't even have to do the math!
Rhyme: Humour us.
Minamimoto: Simple, my little decimal point. We'd use a payphone! *points to payphone on the corner*
Beat: ._.
Rhyme: *pulls out cell*

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Kitaniji: *runs around in circles to avoid divine punishment* AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mr. H: Yo.
Kitaniji: AAHHHHH—ooh?
Mr. H: Hey, Joshua's pet collection has escaped due to the Death God's Pad door being left open for unknown reasons. Do you want to help me?
Kitaniji: …Oh? And why would I do that?
Mr. H: Because you're a nice, wonderful person underneath all the sneekiness and sunglasses?
Kitaniji: I'm not a wonderful person under these glasses, I'm Rock Lee.
Mr. H: I guess that's true. *ponders*
Kitaniji: Why would you need my help?
Mr. H: Well Frank wouldn't help because he thinks Fredrick is enough on his own.
Kitaniji: Frank? Who's that?
Mr. H: The unfortunate Shinigami who got the job of looking over the Composer's pets.
Frank the Xylophonist (title for pet keepers): So…many…bloody…animal…noises…!!! AAHHHH! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!! *goes into fetal position*
Kitaniji: ……o_o *is mildly alarmed*
Mr. H: Hey, you thought being the Conductor was hard?

Neku: What in the world are you trying to imply, Joshua? First you kill me then you blame me for overfeeding your PETS???!!
Joshua: Calm down, Neku. I was only saying that your clothes made very good food for my little Francis. What're they made of anyway?
Neku: I have... No idea..
Shiki: *Opens closet and screams* MORE MOTHS?!?!
Joshua: Oh look! Seems little Francis made more friends!
*All the moths shatter Neku's window and flies out into Shibuya*
Neku/Shiki: JOSHUA!!!!!!!!!

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Minamimoto: Hmm... *Plays with Rhyme's cell* What's this button do?
Rhyme: Don't..
*click*
Beat: Too late, dawg...
Phone: Hello? Who's this?
Rhyme: Shh. Not. A. Word.
Minamimoto: O_o *nods*
Beat: *whispers* Not cool, dawg... That's our MOM.
Rhyme: Nii-chan, not so loud!
Phone: Rhyme, dear, is that you?
Rhyme: *whispers* oops.
Minamimoto: *whispers* so why in the name of maths are we hiding from your factorial mom in the first place?

Shiki: GRRRRRRRR!!!!! *glares at Joshua*
Joshua: You've obviously never owned any pets, Shiki.
Shiki: I've owned a hamster, BUT NOT A MOTH THE SIZE OF A SEWING MACHINE!!!
Joshua: Bigger pets are more enjoyable, Shiki.
Shiki: But not ones that are uncontrollably running rampage and eating up people's clothes! *pulls out cloth tissue and starts crying* My summer wardrobe is done for!!!
Neku: Siiiiiggggghhhhh…. *starts looking through closet* Let's see, what DIDN'T Francis and his buds snack on…
Joshua: Summer Wardrobe?
Neku: *lifts head from closet* She's a fashion designer.
Joshua: Ah.
Neku: *looks around more in closet*
Joshua: Say, I wonder if we could…
Shiki: *lifts head from tissue* Could?! COULD WHAT?!?! I'd do ANYTHING to get that—that—THAT BEAST behind bars!!!
Joshua: Maybe we could use your fashionable clothing to lure a trap for Francis.
Shiki: O______O YOU WANT WHAT?!?!?!
Joshua: It's only a suggestion.
Shiki: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT ON EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING I HAVE?!?!
Joshua: Oooo~ Custom made clothing! ^^ Francis will looooovvveee that~
Shiki: *starts crying uncontrollably*
Neku: *comes out of closet, holding an intact shirt* Siigggghhh… =___= *pats Shiki on back* Calm down Shiki… I found one piece of clothing Francis didn't chew a hole through. *lifts up shirt*
Shiki: *lifts head from tissue* Oh like *sniff* that's supposed to make me feel *sniff* better.
Neku: o_o What's wrong with it?
Shiki: It's polyester!!! *starts crying again* (Polyester is man-made cloth, which is considered lower quality than any natural cloth.)
Neku: >___> *thinking to self* Is there any way to satisfy women?
Joshua: Well Shiki, it's either that, or Francis attacking your wardrobe while we AREN'T expecting him to, and then flying away and leaving nothing but a trail of destruction.
Shiki: *lifts head from tissue again* But that'll happen *sniff* anyway! Or at least until he devours a good outfit or two.
Joshua: It's better than the entire wardrobe, isn't it?
Shiki: I *sniff* guess so…
Joshua: Good! ^^ That settles that!
Shiki: At least let me *sniff* clear out my favorite outfits first.
Joshua: Fine. Just leave some in there. We at least need some bait.
Shiki: *heavy sigh* Fiiinnneee… *heads to door*
Neku: Shiki, what's wrong with polyester?!?!

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Beat: Oh crap. She heard us.
Rhyme: Oh no.
Phone: Is Beat there with you?
Beat: Sis, what are we gonna do?!
Rhyme: I don't know nii-san! >_<
Minamimoto: What's so dividing bad about your pascaling mother?
Beat and Rhyme: She corrects GRAMMAR.
Phone: Ah ah ah! That's "Our dearly beloved mother enjoys correcting our horrible excuse for grammar."
Rhyme and Beat: Yes Mom. *rolls eyes*
Minamimoto: o_o

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Kitaniji: *points to Frank* Has he always been like this?
Mr. H: No, none of them are to start with.
Kitaniji: o.o To start with?
Frank: AHHHHH!!!!! *leaps behind statue*
Mr. H: Oh quiet. You'll remind the Ominous Voice about Kitaniji's Divine Punishment.
Kitaniji: Oh dear…. I quite forgot about that….
Ominous Voice: Me too.
Kitaniji: Oh snap. *covers head to protect self, but nothing happens* Wait, aren't you going to kill me?
Ominous Voice: Nah. I'm too tired. Maybe later when I get a coffee or something.
Kitaniji: O_o ….Ooookaaaay….
Mr. H: Well, I'll be off. *picks up Frank and drags him away* Phone me if you find anything.
Ominous Voice: See you~ ^^
Kitaniji: Wait! Does this mean that I'm off the hook?!
Ominous Voice: Well, until I've got nothing better to do, then sure.
Kitaniji: *jumps up* YES!!!

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Meanwhile…
Mr. H: Come along Frank.
Frank: AHHHHHH!!! NO!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! *curls up while being dragged*
Orange Cell: *rings*
Mr. H: Ah, dang. *puts down Frank* Sorry, gotta answer this call. *picks up cell* Hello, Mr. H speaking~
JUM: Dear, is that you?

Shiki: *turns around* IT'S POLYESTER!!! DON'T YOU GET IT????
Joshua and Neku: No.
Shiki: *obviously over her clothes being chewed up, rolls eyes and walks back into closet*
Joshua: Well that's then ^_^ let's wait for her. Cuppa coffee, Neky?
Neku: NEKU! STOP CALLING ME THAT PASCALLING NAME!!
Joshua: Hmm... Reminds me of a certain reaper we keep bumping into... what was his name again?
*Ear piercing scream from closet*
Neku: Shiki! *Runs in*
Joshua: Wait... there seems to be something we're missing....
*More screams from the closet, followed by a loud thud*
Neku: Oww... JOSHUA!!!
Joshua: OH! Now I remember! Neku~ Be careful! Francis has a wife!
Shiki: NOW HE TELLS US!!! GO MR MEW!!!
Neku: ARGH!!! I'M SO GONNA KILL YOU!!!! SO THAT'S WHERE THE OTHER MOTHS CAME FROM!!!
Joshua: Oh well, no harm done~
Neku: GET IN HERE YOU ZETTA FAILURE OF A COMPOSER!!!
Joshua: Oh what the heck... *walks towards door*

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Phone: Who's that with you? I hear voices. Rhyme I hope you haven't started dating!
Minamimoto: *Red faced* M-ME?! Dating THAT factorial?!
Phone: Ah ah ah! That's "I will never date that.. that.." What's a factorial?!
Beat: In mathematics, the factorial of a non-negative integer n, denoted by n!, is the product of all positive integers less than or equal to n.
Phone: Ah ah ah! That's... that's... correct?! Who're you and what have you done with Beat?!
Beat: Yes, mother, I'm not your son. I am an alien who has captured your dear son and have replaced him in hopes of killing you and your family. *rolls eyes*
Phone: *Screams* Rhyme get out of there!!!
Beat: Mother!!! You actually believed that?!
Phone: .... toot... toot... toot...
Minamimoto: I think you scared her off...
Rhyme: ... Far from it. She's on her way here.
Minamimoto: O_o You digits have a strange family...

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Kitaniji: *dances around* I'm not going to die, I'm not going to die!!!
Ominous voice: I'm done. I've got nothing to do...
Kitaniji: Kyaaaah! *Hides behind chair*
Ominous voice: I can still see you~
Kitaniji: ARGH!!!! *runs around like a crazed madman*
Higher pitched ominous voice: Kariya! Stop playing with the ominous voice maker! Who're you torturing this time?
Kitaniji: ARRRGG...hhh? EH?!
Ominous voice: Aww shucks Yashiro why'd you have to spoil my fun...
Kitaniji: O_O EH?! We had that thing in death god's pad?!
Ominous voice: C'mon Kitaniji... You mean to tell me you've been the conductor for infinity and you never knew?
Higher pitched ominous voice: I think the composer just installed it...
Ominous voice: I see...

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Mr. H: Yes honey, I'm here...
Frank: LET GO!!! I WANT OUT!!!!
Mr. H: Cut it out already!!! Can't you see I'm on the phone?!
Frank: Oh.
JUM: If Joshua's there can you please tell him his pet frog is here wrecking havoc...
Mr. H: *tug of warring with Frank* Sorry dear, I'm kinda busy at the moment... COME HERE!!!
JUM: Go there?! I'm fighting this stupid fr- GET DOWN!!!
Phone: *Splutter-*
Mr. H: Dear...? Are you ok?
Phone: toot... toot... toot...

Shiki: GAH!!! *swats wildly at moths with broom* Get back you EVIL minions of destruction!! *hit's Fracis's wife with broom*
Neku: At this rate, we might have to use your entire wardrobe as bait after all. >.>
Shiki: D< OH NO WE WON'T *swats Neku with broom*
Joshua: Now, now, Shiki. I understand that you're upset. However, look on the bright side. At least Neku hasn't feed Giselle any of his Psych Pins yet!!
Neku: *gets up* -__- Giselle?
Joshua: Oh come now, Neku. If I give Francis a name, I obviously have to give one to his wife too.
Neku: You're a straaange child, you know tha—
Giselle: *Sparkle Beams Neku*
Neku: *falls over*
Joshua: Neku, you need to stop feeding your pins to my Taboo Noise DNA Encoded Pets.
Neku: *sits up* F-FEEDING THEM?! They infested my closet, and ate the pins BY THEMSELVES!!
Shiki: *bats moths with broom* Why do you even keep your pins in your closet ANYWAY?!
Neku: <_< Usually nobody looks there. Unless under paranormal circumstances...

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Minamimoto: …Ummmm…
Rhyme: We're screwed.
Beat: *imitates mother's voice* Ah ah ah! The correct term is we are royally—
Minamimoto: Stop that, you Zero. *smacks Beat on the head*
Rhyme: Beat, you think it's the worst case scenerio?
Beat: Yeah, pretty much.
Minamimoto: Worst factoring case scenario? What are you digits on about?
Rhyme: Mother once said that she'd do anything to save us from being abducted.
Beat: She said that she'd parachute out of an airplane, join the Yakuza, and overtake the government if meant saving us.
Minamimoto: You zetta sons of digits mean that she's gonna do all that?
Rhyme: No, she said she'd do that if we were kidnapped by a regular run of the mill gang.
Beat: And since I told 'er that I was kidnapped by Aliens, that means, dawg, that she's gonna do even more than that.
Minamimoto: To what power?
Beat: *shrugs* Who knows?
Rhyme: I wonder if she'll hold up NASA?
Beat(2): *walks out from other dimension* Hey dawgs! I hope I'm not interrupting something!

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Kitaniji: <.< How recently would you say…recent would be?
Higher pitched Ominous voice: Eh, about 50 years ago.
Kitaniji: Dang… That is fairly recent…
Ominous voice: Hey, I think it's cool that it can also do this… *sound of pressing buttons*
Really high pitched voice: See?
Even higher pitched voice: Oh wow, even your voice is hurting my ears.
Really high pitched voice: Quite right. Isn't that so, Kitaniji? …Kitaniji?
Kitaniji: *passed out of floor from Even higher pitched voice's voice*

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Mr. H: *taps foot* Now look what you did. You've cut the connection between me and another composer.
Frank: B-but, the VOICES!!! *curls up*
Mr. H: *sighs* This is just great. Now I probably have to go over to her pad and save her…or something.
Frank: No! No! Don't throw away the key!!! *shivers*
Mr. H: Come to think of it… I don't know where her pad is…

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Meanwhile…
JUM: Take that! And that— Hmmm… why do I suddenly feel like it was a bad idea erasing my dearest's memory… Oh well. *continues fighting*

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Back to Mr. H…
Frank: The terror….the PAIN!! *reaches out to sky for reasons unknown*
Mr. H: Eh, I could always take the subway. Alright, Frankie, off we go…
*walks off to nearest subway station*