Totally Messed Chapter 9Chapter 9________________________________________________________________________What if the Fire Temple's Boss resembled Whack-A-Mole? Wonder no more!
Yeah, I'm not quite sure what I was thinking when I wrote this chapter question, but
ehh! What the heck?________________________________________________________________________Link headed to Death Mountain. Link ran out of the Forest Meadow."So, um," Link scratched his head, "how does me being in the Lost Woods help me get to Death Mountain?"Navi rolled her eyes. "Just follow me."Link stopped in his tracks and planted his feet in the ground."Navi, I am a full grown adult now," Link nodded, "and as a grown-up, I refuse to be bossed around like some
some short guy!""Link, this is no time to be difficult," Navi said."Whatcha gonna do about it?" Link smirked. "In case you haven't noticed, I weigh a lot more than I did seven years ago.""Surprisingly," Navi paused. "Considering you di
TWEWF: The Second ArcTHE WORLD ENDS WITH FREDRICKThe Second (and Incomplete) ArcWritten by ~Cherry-sama and ~koushiroizumi2005Previously, on TWEWF...*Button rises up into air for clichéd melodramatic moment, then emits pulse of light which sends everyone flying back to where they were before the Fredrick incident*--Joshua: That was convenient, wasn't it, dad?Mr. H: Yea. Although my brain's still spinning... Now let's go shut that door before your pet gets out again.Joshua: Good call.--Neku: Whu... what happened? Feels like my brain's gone for a roller coaster ride... And why am I dressed like Beat?Shiki: Neku? Is that really you?Neku: What's really me? How can I not be me? *Starts walking back home* I need to change outta these... Too loud for me....Shiki: *under her breath* As if your own clothes aren't loud enough.Neku: Speaking of which, where're my phones?Shiki: You don't remember? Strange... Joshua said you would...Neku: That no good me killer! What did he do this time?!
TWEWF: The First ArcTHE WORLD ENDS WITH FREDRICKThe First ArcWritten by ~Cherry-sama and ~koushiroizumi2005[The Enter Key is hit every time a new person writes or there is a scene change. Or whenever the heck I felt like it. Whatever, hope you enjoy!]*Bang**Thud**Gets up*Neku: What's that for?! I didn't do anything this time!!!Joshua: That was for calling me Pink in another reality.*bang bang bang**Falls down in a pool of blood*Joshua: Yes!*Lays yet another player pin on Neku*Neku: *wakes up* ...?! Why am I buried under a pile of pins?Joshua: *stalks Neku like sneaky ninja*Neku: Bwaaaah!Beat: Hey that's my line!!!Joshua: Oh nonsense Neku, I'm not following you for my own amusement. I'm just planning on mugging you and stealing your headphones.Neku: Never! They're mine!!!Joshua: Nggh... Let...Go...Neku: I can't!!! It's stuck to my head!!!Joshua: I don't believe you!!!*RIIIIIP*What used to be Neku: *blood, guts, gore*Joshua: Yes! I got his phones!*Shiki stalks Joshua from beh