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TWEWF: The First Arc

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THE WORLD ENDS WITH FREDRICK
The First Arc
Written by ~Cherry-sama and ~koushiroizumi2005
[The Enter Key is hit every time a new person writes or there is a scene change. Or whenever the heck I felt like it. Whatever, hope you enjoy!]

*Bang*

*Thud*

*Gets up*
Neku: What's that for?! I didn't do anything this time!!!

Joshua: That was for calling me Pink in another reality.
*bang bang bang*

*Falls down in a pool of blood*
Joshua: Yes!
*Lays yet another player pin on Neku*

Neku: *wakes up* ...?! Why am I buried under a pile of pins?
Joshua: *stalks Neku like sneaky ninja*

Neku: Bwaaaah!
Beat: Hey that's my line!!!

Joshua: Oh nonsense Neku, I'm not following you for my own amusement. I'm just planning on mugging you and stealing your headphones.

Neku: Never! They're mine!!!
Joshua: Nggh... Let...Go...
Neku: I can't!!! It's stuck to my head!!!
Joshua: I don't believe you!!!
*RIIIIIP*

What used to be Neku: *blood, guts, gore*

Joshua: Yes! I got his phones!
*Shiki stalks Joshua from behind....*

Joshua: I wonder what's on his playlist... *checks Ipod*
Shiki: *is sneaky ninja*  :ninja:

Joshua: All so emo songs.... Not my type...
Shiki: Go Mr Mew! Attack!
Joshua: ?!
*Thud*

Shiki: Yes!  I'm the composer! :dance:
Mr. H:  :cry:

Joshua: I'M NOT DEAD!!!
Mr H:  :shocked:
Beat: I'm being ignored...
Rhyme: There there...  :cuddle:

Shiki: Oh snap.
Joshua: So why are you trying to kill me while I'm playing with Neku's headphones?
Beat: *angst*
Rhyme: *pat pat pat*

Shiki: err... Payback?
Beat: Alright yo, what'cha do that for man?
Joshua: eh?
Mr. H: Now now... stop it kids... Can't have the composer acting his age now can we?
Shiki, Beat, Joshua, Neku(?!): STAY OUTTA THIS!!!
*Mr. H quietly retreats back to Pork City for fear of being erased*

Joshua: Now Shiki, why is it that all of a sudden you want revenge?
Shiki: Er... For attacking Mr. Mew?
Joshua: Now now, dear, it wasn't me who attack Mr. Mew, it was Beat. And at the time you were evil.
Beat: Not true, yo! I saw Joshua poke Mr. Mew with a stick!
Shiki: See? Told ya!
Joshua: Beat, I'm hurt, you broke our bargain.
Rhyme: What bargain?
Joshua: That he doesn't tell Shiki about my mental amusements, and I bring back your memory and transform you back from that pin.
Beat: Oh yeah...
Joshua: This is clearly a violation of our treaty. *blue beams fall from sky*
Beat: Oh crap! *pulls out skateboard*
Shiki: Get him Mr. Mew!

Neku: *is teleported to Shibuya crossing* ...Not again...

Beat: Yo Phones!
Neku: What'cha doin here?! Waitaminute... NOT YOU TOO?!
*Out pops Shiki and Rhyme*
Neku: What happened this time?!
Joshua: An unfortunate accident.
*Caresses Neku, and then pulls back*
Neku: What did you do, Joshua?!
Joshua: *innocently* Nothing....
Minamimoto: Alright all you hectopascals prepare to be erased! Wait... it's you lot again?
Joshua: I thought I erased you?!
Mr. H: Err... my fault...
Mr. H(2): Alright you're coming with me.
Mr. H: ?!

Mr. H(2): I demand an explanation.
Joshua: Oh, I brought you from another reality into this one. You might consider it as revenge for bringing E=MC2 back from the erased.
Minamimoto: *maniacal laughter* Pi= 3.1415...
Neku: :noes: NO! NOT PI! ANYTHING BUT PI!

Shiki: Rhyme, why is it that you wear suspenders, but don't put the straps on your shoulders?
Beat: That's because when I bought them for her, they were too small, dawg!
Shiki: O.o You bought your sister suspenders?
Beat: What's wrong with suspenders?
Shiki: They're horrible, and they are unfashionable!
Beat: How?
Rhyme: Shiki, don't bother explaining it to him. I tried and failed.
Shiki: O__O You failed at explaining things to Beat?
Rhyme: T_T Yes.
Beat: I don't get it...

Minamimoto: ...92653589793238462643383...
Neku: ... help..... me.......
*Lies on floor trying desperately to turn up the volume of his Ipod...*
Minamimoto: ...27950288419716939937510582...
Neku: ....
Mr. H: Minamimoto.... Please stop that... I didn't bring you back to torture Mr. Composer's proxy...

Mr H(2): Is he... ok?
Joshua: My proxy's stronger than that...

Beat: Really! I don't get it!
*Lies down on floor sucking thumb*
Shiki: I'm not surprised...
Rhyme: Lemme try... Nii-san...
Beat: Yeah!
*Gets up immediately*
Rhyme: Suspenders are unfashionable. I don't really like them.
Beat: Ah that much I get... Bwaah?!Wait... Then why're you wearing them?
Rhyme: Ah...
Shiki: *to herself* Man you really don't get it do you...

Minamimoto: ...582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651....
Neku: *dies*
Minamimoto: ....328230664093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559....
Neku: *rots away*
Mr. H: Are you sure your proxy is that strong?
Joshua: Well, we're about to find out now aren't we.
Minamimoto: ......64462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823..........
Neku: *is transported to second Underground* O_o What the crap?

Rhyme: I was hoping I wouldn't tell you this, but....
Beat: *looks up* Eh?
Rhyme: I wuv you, oni-chan... :hug:
Beat: Awww... I wuv you too :cuddle:
Shiki: Oo?!

Minamimoto: Welcome hectopascal, to my nightmare math class.
Neku: NOOOO!!!!!!!
*Tries to slash at Minamimoto with Kanesada*
Minamimoto: My dear digit... That wouldn't work in 3 x 10^8 years! I am omnipotent here! One way in, no way out.
Joshua: Now this is gonna be fun.
Mr. H: O_O Sir... I really don't think this is gonna be a good idea...
Joshua: Oh nonsense... My proxy is as strong as ever.
Neku: *Moans and writhes on the floor as Minamimoto starts with the basics of trigonometry*

--

In other news....
Shiki: Ok TMI. TMI!!!!
Beat: What's wrong? It's just 2 siblings showing love... and in the UG, it's not like anyone can see it anyway?
Kariya: Yucks.
Uzuki: For once...(and only once I might add) I actually agree with her....
Beat: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah??!!!
Rhyme: You had that coming bro...

Minamimoto: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And those are the basics of TRIGONOMETRY!!!!
Neku: ...Ugh...*is dying*
Minamimoto: Now on to Calculus...
Neku: *soul floats out of mouth*
Joshua: Popcorn, Mr. H?
Mr. H: Don't mind if I do. :3
Joshua: Do you want to go for ramen later?
Mr. H(2): Surrrrreee...

--

Kariya: Siblings. I say.
Uzuki: Freak. I am so glad he never became higher than fresh-meat.
Beat: WHAT THE HECK, yo!
Shiki: I...I never though...
Beat: It's not like that, yo!
Rhyme: I guess only little sisters can get away with hugging their older brothers these days.
Beat: *angst*

Mr. H: But sir what about your proxy? Aren't we supposed to be keeping an eye on him?
Joshua: Hmm? Sho wouldn't kill him. It's not possible.
Neku: *lifeless*
Joshua: Hmm it seems the impossible has occurred. Back to the drawing board then. ^_^
Mr. H: O_O
Joshua: By the way.... *Turns to Mr. H(2)* Why are you still doing here?
Mr. H(2): Err... Good point. *Goes back to Another Day*
Joshua: Now that's better, he's completely forgotten about you.
Mr. H: So it seems....
Minamimoto: *droning on about differential equations*
Joshua: Sho, he's dead you can stop now...
Minamimoto: *oblivious to Joshua*
Neku: *revives in a typical KHR (Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn) style, without clothes and all* RE....BORN!!!!
*Neku, in berserk mode, tries to rip Minamimoto's heart out (if he has one in the first place)*
Minamimoto: Now now my dear hectopascal I've already told you GLURK!
Joshua: Glurk? What in my name is that?
*Neku grabs at Minamimoto's neck as Minamimoto struggles for his life O_O*
Joshua: *To Mr. H* See I told you my proxy's good.
Mr. H: *eating popcorn* So it seems.....
Joshua: You seem to like that line a lot...
*Neku still trying his best to down Minamimoto*

--

Nao: That's not true Ms Reaper! See?
*Proceeds to hug Sota*
Uzuki/Shiki/Beat/Rhyme/Kariya/Sota: O_O
Sota: Ugh... That's... Nice Nao, glad to see you like me so much
Nao: ^_^ Oh yes... where's J-man and Neky?
Shiki: J... man...? Neky? O_O
*thinks for 15 mins*
Shiki: Oh you mean JOSHUA AND NEKU!!!!! Wait... good point... WHERE ARE THEY?!?!
Beat: O_O You mean they were here?
Rhyme: Oh nii-san.... *face palm*

*Neku munches on Minamimoto's head*
Minamimoto: Nooooooooo~! My brain cells are dying! I'm losing intelligence! AND I'm getting eaten by a binomial who's in his underwear!!!! *angsts*
Mr. H: Your proxy's a disturbing sight.
Joshua: Oh, you think so? I never noticed.
Neku: *bares fangs*
Minamimoto: O_O
Mr. H: This is a first. I'm starting to feel sorry for the Gamemaster.
Joshua: Really? After all those digits of Pi? I'm witnessing a miracle.
Mr. H: A miracle indeed. Do you think we should help him?
Joshua: Oh I don't know. I mean, after all that time he tried to kill me....
Neku: *munches on Minamimoto's arm*
Minamimoto: D; Mah arm tis bleeding~
Joshua: *throws popcorn at Neku's head* Now now, Neku, let the sad excuse for a gamekeeper teach math in peace.
Neku: *snaps out of it* Uhhhhh....What happened?
Minamimoto: *shrinks into corner*

--

Shiki: Okay, let's trace out steps. Where were we last with Neku?
Beat: Back in the alleyway....I dunno where.
Rhyme: No, weren't we with them back at the crossing?
Nao: Aren't we at the crossing?
Uzuki: Duh.
Shiki: Great. No Neku. No Composer. Why don't we just add Godzilla into the mix?!
*big lizard foot kills one of the towers*
Kariya: Oh snap.

Joshua: Err... nothing. You just proved you were better than my Gamemaster.
Neku: Bwaaaaaargh!!! WHY AM I IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!
Joshua: Birthday suit? What's that? Never heard of it... Which brand did it come from?
Neku/Mr. H: =.=
Neku: Anyway what's up with him? *prods at Minamimoto*
Minamimoto: one plus one equals.... three!
Joshua: It looks like when you ate his brain you literally ate it...
Mr. H: So it seems.
Joshua: My dear producer can you please think of something else to say?
Mr. H: So it seems.
Joshua: =.="
Neku: Wait... if I ate his brain does that make me..... Oh no...
Joshua: Nonsense dear, eating someone's brain doesn't make you any smarter than you are now...
Neku: 3.141592653589793238462643383... Oh no!!! I caught the math virus!!!! NOOOO!!!!! *rots away*
Joshua: Well whaddya know, it IS possible! ^_^ Now we've got a new math whiz in class!
Neku: Nooo!!!!!!!
Minamimoto: Duhh.... *saliva coming out of mouth*
Mr. H: Now what should we do with him? *prods Minamimoto*
Joshua: *Tries to comfort Neku* Now dear, reciting pi to the 27th decimal place doesn't make you a math maniac...
Neku: You damned digit! Get outta my face! O_O I'm starting to sound like him too!!!!! I'll never face Shiki like this! Crunch!
Joshua: Now that'd be a problem... I know! Get Sho to eat your brain!!!  :devil:
Neku: No way you hectopascal I don't wanna turn into a vegetable! *Covers head*

--

*Shiki/Beat/Rhyme/Uzuki/Kariya readies for battle with Godzilla*
Kariya: Wait a second... We're in the UG, he/it O_O can't see us!
Shiki: Oh yea... you're right... But are we gonna let him/it tear up our Shibuya?
Uzuki: Not like we got a choice... Only chance now is to find the composer! Anyone know where he is?
Rhyme: Nope... But I know he was with us when we ended up back here...
Shiki: Right... They couldn't have gone far. Let's split up to look.
Uzuki: Yea and get creamed by the noise. You gotta have partners in the UG remember?
Shiki: *meekly* Oh yea...
Beat: Now what yo?!

Sota: Well, let's spilt up into two teams based on our pacts. Shiki, Rhyme and Beat, look for Neku; Shiki needs her partner back. Nao, Uzuki and Kariya, come with me, and we'll look for that other dude.
Uzuki: Joshua. He's the composer.
Kariya: Surely, if someone knew how Godzilla got into the Underground, then he'd know.
Shiki: Okay guys!
Rhyme: Thanks for all you're help. ^^
Beat: Now don't get yourself killed yo.
Sota: We won't!
Nao: We're not that easily killed, silly!
Shiki: Good luck! ^^ *waves*

*Sota, Nao, Uzuki and Kariya run off to one of the alleyways leading to Shibuya crossing. However, Godzilla's foot squishes them with a loud splat*

Rhyme: Well that was ironic.
Beat: Good job, Shiki, you jinxed them!
Shiki: No I did not!
Beat: Yes you did!
Shiki: Well, you jinxed them too!
Rhyme: Whatever. It looks like we're going to go and look for both Neku and Joshua.

--

Mr. H: Joshua, what do you suppose that noise is?
*loud screams from Shibuya Crossing are heard*
Joshua: Hmmm. I dunno. Probably something unimportant and insignificant to our lives.
Neku: Must...not...do...trigonametry...!!!!
Mr. H: Josh, can we go buy more popcorn?
Joshua: Oh, why now?
Mr. H: Because you threw the last batch at Neku.
Joshua: We'll whaddya know. I did.
Neku: Must...not...think...about...geometry...!!!
Minamimoto: *drools on Mr. H's leg*

*Shiki and Co. come running*

Shiki: Oh thank goodness! *huff huff (the team is obviously out of breath)*
Joshua: Thank goodness? Whatever happened to the sport of thanking me?
Beat: There's no time for that, yo!
Mr. H: Oh, what's this now?
Rhyme: *pant pant* Godzilla got in the UG! *huff huff*
Joshua: Godzilla? Really? You don't say.
Shiki: *looks at Neku* Thank goodness you're okay! *hug*
Joshua: Godzilla...why does that sound familiar? *ponders this*
Neku: Must...not...daydream...about...exponents...!!!
Shiki: O__O Who are you and what have you done with my Neku?!
Minamimoto: *looks at a nearby chair romantically*
Mr. H: Neku accidentally ate Minamimoto's brain.
Shiki: What?!
Mr. H: Now Neku has consumed all of Minamimoto's knowledge.
Shiki: Oh, that's silly! That's not possible.
Mr. H: That's what Joshua thought.
Joshua: Ah! I remember now!
All: Really?!
Joshua: Yes! Godzilla was what I based my pet noise, Fredrick, after!

*silence*

Beat: You mean that green lizard back at Shibuya crossing is...
Joshua: Oh my, did little Fredrick get out again?

*sounds of Fredrick terrorizing people in the background*

Shiki: Joshua! You're terrible!
Joshua: Oh? I'm terrible all of a sudden?
Rhyme: ...Who'd name a dinosaur noise 'Fredrick'?

Beat: Wait... If it's a noise how come the RG can see it?
Shiki: O_O Who're you and what've you done with Beat?!
Beat: Didn't you know? I'm his twin brother who apparently got all his grey matter... And we share the same name too! ^^
Shiki: Oook... This is weird.
Mr. H: Agreed.
Joshua: It's simple really... Fredrick's absorbed a portion of my power when I created him so his frequency's hovering between the UG and the RG so he's basically destructible anywhere... Speaking of which I think your friends have just met the underside of Fredrick's foot.
Shiki: Who?
Rhyme: Sota's crew....
Shiki: Oh them... Joshua, any way to help them?
Joshua: Not that I know of... Maybe Mr. H...
Neku: *Interrupts Joshua* Argh!!! I can't hold it in any longer! I want to divide everything I see!!! And I have this urge to create strange rubbish heaps!
Joshua: Now dear this isn't the time. We gotta get Fredrick back to the Death God's pad. Now don't anyone hurt him or I'll hurt them got it? As I see it, you're the only one who can devise a plan bold enough to contain my little Fredrick.
Shiki: Little? Oo
Joshua: Alright! BIG!
*Neku goes on to devise his plan dejected*
Rhyme: Joshua's a little... stressed... Isn't he?
Mr. H: So it seems.
Joshua: Oh yes I remember now!
Neku: What is it this time you yoctogram!!!
Shiki: O_O This is weird... Feels like we're talking to Minamimoto *looks at the blabbering fool which used to be our favorite math loving reaper*
Minamimoto: Blub blub blub blub.... *plays with tongue*
Joshua: Well... Fredrick can't get out of the Death God's Pad since he's got a huge head and tiny arms so he can't open the door. Someone must have left the door open... And since only me, Megs and Neku can see the door, and I've been with Neku all the time, it must've been Megs...
Kitaniji: Oops my bad...
Beat: Bwaaagh?! How'd you get here!!!
Kitaniji: I was here all the while didn't you know?
Beat: Ok I'm back what'd I miss?
Beat: Ah welcome back bro... How's the toilet? Anyway, it's back to the closet for me then ^_^ Bye~
Beat: Ok cyaz ^_^
Rhyme/Shiki/Joshua/Mr. H/Kitaniji: O_O
Beat: What? Never seen a twin before?
Rhyme: I never knew.... And you're supposed to be my brother...
Joshua: Ah. I remember now... I didn't return all your memories to you... On Beat's request...
Rhyme: Daisukenojo Bito! Anything else you're not telling me? *glares at Beat*
Beat: Bwaaargh!!! Don'tchu go calling me that yo! Joshua! Way to break our deal AGAIN!!!
Joshua: Oops... I'm evil remember!
*Rhyme pounces on Beat*
Shiki: O_O
*Meanwhile Neku draws up elaborate plan to recapture Fredrick*
Neku: By extrapolating the building's center of gravity we can make use of... Tangent to the trajectory of the force rounds...
Shiki: You do know that I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about right?
Neku: Oh shush you hectopascal I'm working here. *covers mouth immediately* Oops sorry Shiki force of habit... This is... going to take some time to overcome...
Shiki: It's ok... *waves hands wildly* It's not your fault >.<" It's HIS! *points and glares at Minamimoto*
Neku: Ok done. Attention all Binomials! Plan: Capture dino is operationally ready! Crunch!
Joshua: Let's hear it!
Minamimoto: Blub?

Neku: Now, ignoring the trash heaps 35 and 183 degrees from the back of my head, I--
Shiki: Why does that trash heap look like me?
Joshua: Oh my. Shiki statue, put some clothes over top of your undergarments.
Beat: Whaddya know! Phones has some of his brain left after all!
Mr. H: ...That is mildly disturbing...
Neku: I said, ignoring the trash heap 183 degrees from the back of my head, we have the 1350693 by 23843 tall building called the 100 + 5 - 1 Building--
Joshua: Neku, as fascinated as I am by your speech, don't you find Minamimoto at all distracting?
Minamimoto: *munches on Neku's leg*
Shiki: *unfazed by seeing her statue in underwear* That statue is really something Neku!
Beat: Who knew? Phones has a sense of creativity!
Mr. H: And a slightly artistic sense.

*meanwhile, Fredrick topples over the Statue of Hachiko*

Neku: *is annoyed by group, ignoring Minamimoto* Look, you fractions, are you going to listen to my plan to take down the 12000 kilogram reptile, which is 106% perfect, or are we to let this reptile roam about the now 78% intact Shibuya?
Joshua: I vote the latter.
Mr. H: Now, now, Joshua, after all the time Neku spent making this elaborate plan, drawing diagrams, calculating equations, are you going to just ignore him?
Joshua: Probably.
Rhyme: Joshua! That's not very nice!!
Shiki: *is distracted* Rhyme, why have you been so quiet?
Rhyme: Because Fredrick just obliterated Ramen Don.
Joshua: *yells at Fredrick* BAD BOY!
Neku: =_= Are you going to listen to my 107% perfect plan now?
Joshua: Meh. Sure.
Beat: Me too, yo!
Shiki: Yeah! All for one and one for all!
Rhyme: What does that have to do with anything?
Shiki: I dunno...

Neku: Alright you factoring digits, here's what we're going to do. As I was saying, Beat and Rhyme'll head over to the 208/2 building...
Beat: Alright yo, stop with the math! Can't you just say 105 building?
Rhyme: Err bro, it's the 104 building....
Beat: O_O Really? 208/2 is.... *stops to think*
Neku: *face palm, through gritted teeth* As I was saying. Beat and Rhyme, go the 104, purchase all the ties you can find there. Joshua'll pick up the tab.
Joshua: Why me?
Neku: It's your 12000 kg reptile.
Joshua: Fair point. (becomes either fair enough or good point)
Neku: Alright. After the ties are here, Shiki you can work the sewing machine right? Shiki?
Shiki: *Stares longingly at statue 35 degrees* Oh Neku... I do...
Neku: SHIKI! Are you listening?!
Shiki: *snaps outta it* Huh?
Joshua: Oh look... The girl has the hots for our math loving emo guy!
Neku: I don't like factoring Math! *man that sounds wrong* It's all your fault! *points to Minamimoto*
Minamimoto: Duh............
Beat: Alright... Is there any way to get both Neku and blubber brain here back to their old selves? cuz it's a pain to listen to Neku spout math...
Joshua: Well like I said, if we get Minamimoto to eat...
Neku: No way! I said no, you unmathematical hectopascal!
Joshua: Fine, suit yourself. I've no problems with my proxy being math loving. *shrugs shoulders*
Neku: I'll solve this problem AFTER we take care of Fredrick.

Meanwhile,
*Fredrick heads towards 104*
15 painful minutes later,
Neku: Alright you guys know the plan right?
Everyone: Yea! Let's do this!
Joshua: Not me. I'm staying right here.
Neku: *grabs Joshua by the collar* You're coming with me. Or if you haven't realized, this is your pet we're talking about.
Shiki: One problem guys... I just realized something... Isn't this like... the 2nd underground or something? I seem to vaguely remember Minamimoto saying something about there being one way in and no way out.... We're trapped...
Beat: Then how'd you explain this door?
Everyone: O_O
Neku: *to Shiki* Apparently Beat's stupidity has found our way out...
Minamimoto: *continues munching at Neku's legs*
Neku: Sho will you stop that!
Joshua: Ha. I knew you couldn't stand it.
Neku: It's not that, it's just painful...
Minamimoto: Uh? Stop.... that.....
Mr. H: Oh it seems Sho's got his linguistic ability back!
Kitaniji: Man, it seems like everyone's forgotten about me.
Joshua: Oh shut up you, you're the cause of the problem.
Neku: *picks up megaphone* Hey all factoring digits! Get a move on! I estimate about 50% of Shibuya's left! And judging by that screaming I don't think there'll be any more by the time Fredrick's done!
Shiki: Joshua why's your pet so violent anyway?
Joshua: Well I suppose it's because I put a little taboo noise DNA into it....
Mr. H: Joshua! I told you not to!
Joshua: I know dad! I just wanted to--Oops!
Everyone: O_O
Mr. H: O_O
Joshua: That... wasn't supposed to happen....

Mr. H: What do you mean by 'dad'?
Joshua: *melodramatic* Oh, daddy-waddy kins, didn't mom ever tell you?
Mr. H: ...Last time I checked, I was single.
Joshua: Oh. That explains it.
Neku: Okay you hectoplacals, I want to split us up into three groups. Shiki, Minamimoto, and I are heading off to the 208/2 building to start with Part A. Joshua, and daddy-waddy-kins, and Kitaniji, go over and get those Dino treats that Joshua was talking about.
Mr. H: Don't call me that.
Joshua: Tee hee. Daddy-waddy-kins.
Mr. H: GAAAHHH!
Neku: Beat and Rhyme since Beat found that doorway, I want you to make the door more noticeable so we won't lose again.
Beat: Got it yo!
Shiki: We can do it everybody.

*The group spits up, Fredrick is causing chaos in the background*

Minamimoto: Stop that! Stop that! Stop that!
Shiki: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
Minamimoto: Stooooooooppppp thhhhhaaaaattt~ :heart:
Neku: *face palm* Of course he has to repeat the first set of words he re-learned, over...and over...and over...
Shiki: I preferred it when he was knawing on your leg.
Minamimoto: Stop that?
*silence, besides Minamimoto's constant 'stop that'*
Shiki: Neku?
Neku: What is it?
Shiki: Well, that trash heap you made...
Neku: ...Ummm....
Shiki: ...Do you...like me?
Neku: *turns bright pink* What do you mean by...like, hectoplascal?
Shiki: Come on Neku, who would make a trash heap of me in my underwear if they only stayed with me because of a pact?
Neku: ...Me?
Shiki: NEKU! Get serious!
Neku: ...You're pretty cool, I guess.
Shiki: Really? Is that all?
Neku: ...You mean all of mathematics to me...
Shiki: ...Wow, I feel like Minamimoto just proposed to me...
Neku: ...Shiki?
Shiki: Yes?
Neku: The world ends with you.
Shiki: ...Awww...Neku... *approaches Neku*
Minamimoto: STOP THAT! :3
Shiki and Neku: ...*drama kill*
Neku: ...Now why did I bring him again? =.=

--

Joshua: ...and, when I asked why daddy-waddy kins wasn't with us at the dinner table...
Kitaniji: Ohhhhh..... *is totally moved* This is so beautiful! *wipes sunglasses with hankie*
Mr. H: *sniff*
Joshua: *is totally making all of this on the spot* ...she looked me in the eye, tears swelling on either side and said...
Kitaniji: Ohhhhh.... That's it! This is making me way to emotional!!!
Mr. H: *pat pat pat* There there... I'll be a better father next time...
Kitaniji: Oh, thank you, thank you!!! *sunglasses fall off*
Mr. H:  :jawdrop:
Joshua: ...Rock Lee?

--

Rhyme: Look onii-san, I know you have a bad sense of fashion, but isn't this a bit much? =_=
*door is coloured with all sorts of florescent colours, with glow in the dark arrow signs pointing to it*
Beat: What? I don't see anything wrong with it!
Rhyme: *face palm*

Neku: This has really gone far enough! It really has, you hectopascals! My data indicates that 90% of Shibuya is nearly destroyed!
Joshua: Oh goody! This means no more composer duties for me!
Mr. H: That means that there's no need for your existence then, either. *takes out bazooka*
Neku: All of you shut up and sit down! Wait... Just shut up! If we can pull this off the √(10816) building may yet be saved!
Shiki: Erm... Not to interrupt, dear, but what use is the 104 if the rest of Shibuya is destroyed?
Everyone: Exactly what happened between you two?
Neku: Noth...
Minamimoto: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Neku: SHUT UP!
Minamimoto: I'm hurt.....
Everyone: O_O He can TALK?!
Minamimoto: What? Can't I just play with you guys?
Joshua: Now it's official. They swapped brains.
Shiki: Ok, so does that mean that when Minamimoto eats Neku's head they swap back?
Beat: We'll never know unless we try right? Here goes! *Proceeds to bite Neku's head off*
Shiki: Beat! No... *face palm* too late...

--

A few gory minutes later....
Shiki: Neku...? Are you... okay?
Neku: Bwaaahh!!! I can't think!!!!
Minamimoto: Ok all of you please shut up! Man I hate group activities...
Beat: Now all you hectopascals on with the plan!
Joshua: Man... This is so outta whack...
Mr. H: Now what...?
Beat: All you factoring digits! Get a move on!
Rhyme: Nii-san... You're scaring me....
Shiki: He's not your bro... He is. *Points at Neku*
Neku: ??? What's this? *stares at headphones* Food!
Mr. H: Now who here agrees with me that this day isn't actually your ordinary cup of tea?
Shiki, Rhyme: *raises hands*
Fredrick: Roar!
Beat: Move it!
*everyone dashes for the colourful lighted door*
Beat: *stops to stare at his handiwork* Man this is so un-mathematical...
Joshua: We gotta get his head back to where it belongs....
Neku: Dawg?
Minamimoto: Leave me alone! Let me die!
Shiki: He's even more emo than Neku can ever get....
Neku: Who's emo?
Shiki: Never mind....
*Everyone moves towards their respective stations*
Beat: Plan in motion!

Shiki: So...Beat...(this feels so weird, asking Beat for advice @_@)...What do we...do from here?
Beat: Well, you hectopascals, we shall now--
Neku: Yo! Whatcha doing stealin' ma brain, dawg?!
Beat: Shut up you half drawn angle!!! It's not my fault you're so zetta slow!!!
Rhyme: Beat, try to stay on topic. =__=lll
Beat: Don't get your angles in a knot, my little decimal point.
Rhyme: O_o Decimal point?
Beat: You know what I crunching mean... Anyways, from here we--
Joshua: Minamimoto, please refrain from slitting your wrist vertically in public.
Minamimoto: BUT LIFE SUCKS SO MUCH!!! *continues listening to emo music*
Mr. H: Well, not only is Minamimoto as emo as Neku was, but he's now suicidal.
Rhyme: Quiet please. Beat is trying to tell us something.
Beat: So pipe down you digits!
Kitaniji: Please stop yelling in my ear.
Beat: What do you know! You are 35 degrees short of a 360!!!
Kitaniji: *sniff*
Neku: Yo, Shik. You busy after we save Shibuya?
Shiki: ...Someone, please help us save Neku. It feels like Beat's hitting on me...
Mr. H: Joshua, could you call your mother?
Joshua: Sure. *pulls out orange phone and starts dialing*
Mr. H: Thank Josh...son... Okay, that just sounds weird...
Joshua: Oh, why is that, Daddy-Waddy-kins? After all, I am your offspring.
Beat: If we triangulate the position of 6 18 5 4 18 9 3 11(numerical name of Fredrick) with the 104 building and those two building of unspecified heights, then they will crush the beast into a parallel position to the ground. With the amount of damage the beast has done to the 98.88888% flattened Shibuya, then the nearby buildings should have enough pressure to stay standing upright with the collateral damage that, when added to the 9.81 meters/second squared pressure of natural gravity that if we hit them with enough force, they should collapse upon the beast almost instantly.
Minamimoto: It took you that long to exploit a plan that simple?
Neku: Dawg, I'm even smarter than that.
Shiki: Wait. Aren't those buildings outside of Shibuya?
Beat: CRUNCH! Yes.
Shiki: But aren't there Composers in those areas too?
Joshua: *hands over orange cell to Mr. H* What if I told you it's a bad plan and to think of another one?
Beat: Well, what do you want to do about it, you centimeter?
Joshua: I don't know if ojii-san and oba-san will like it if we topple over a building or two in their areas--
Shiki: Ahhh! Not only is Fredrick crashing Shibuya, but he's moving onto Ebisu and Harajuku as well!!
Joshua: Meh, whatever. They hate me enough already.
Beat: Alright! We need to zetta get down to business!

Mr. H: *on orange cell* Hello?
Joshua's unspecified mother: Hello? Joshua, dear, is that you?
Mr. H: No, it's me, Hanekoma.
Joshua's unspecified mother: Oh. You.
Mr. H: Honey, we need to talk.

Shiki: So, uh, Beat, what's your—or I should say, your brain's plan on the mind swapping stuff?
Beat: What? You crunching don't like them the way they are?
Shiki: *looks over at Minamimoto, who has yet to get a sharp object to slit his wrist, and Neku, who has stolen Beat's skateboard and has skated into a trash heap* No.
Beat: Well, they are zetta slow.
Shiki: But I though Neku was…you know, better as Minamimoto then…
Neku: Yo! This trash stinks, dawg!!
Beat: ???
Rhyme: Basically, she saying that Neku with Minamimoto's brain was a more passionate partner for Shiki than your brain is.
Shiki: …o///o Um um um, no! It's not like that at all!! I just—
Rhyme: You don't have to deny it in front of me.
Beat: …What?
Rhyme: Face it Beat, you never were good in romantic relationships.
Beat: If you're referring to that unmathematical moron--!
Shiki: O_O Beat actually dated someone before he came to the UG?!
Rhyme: Yes.
Shiki: What was he like, as a boyfriend?
Rhyme: …You don't want to know…

Shiki: ... What don't I want to know?
Rhyme: *shakes hands wildly* No really, you don't wanna know!
Beat: Crunch! whatever it takes to shut you up you damned hectopascal.
Shiki: *tearing* Hidoi....

*A half hour later*

Shiki: You're right, Rhyme, I didn't want to know...
Rhyme: Hate to say it, but I told you so...
Minamimoto: *tearing* That... was touching... *goes up to Beat with his newfound glass piece* You want this?
Beat: Get away from me you digit!
Joshua: 99.9% of Shibuya's gone! Whee!
Mr. H: Hey son, you're fading.
Joshua: You didn't have to put it so bluntly. *pouts*
Neku: Dawg, you're right! *Puts on Beat's beanie and grabs Minamimoto's cap, placing it on Beat's head, then proceeding to place his headphones on Minamimoto and continues on to swipe hand through Joshua*
Minamimoto: Hey these songs are good! *listens on to Neku's emo songs*
Neku: Too emo for me, man...
Shiki: This is... too weird....
Rhyme: Agreed... Seems we're the only 2 sane people in this room.
Mr. H: Hey, what about me?
*Un-decipherable yelling from Joshua's cell*
Mr. H: Yes, dear, I know! Son, your mom wants you to stop your pet otherwise she'll send taboo after you.
Joshua: Guessed as much *Shrugs shoulders*
Neku: So, dawg, we getting this party started or what?! *Total wardrobe change*
Shiki: O_O Why do I feel like I'm standing in front of a Orange haired Beat?
Beat: Hey! Why'd you steal my clothes you hectopascal!
Neku: What'chu mean?
Beat: ...
Shiki: Never mind... Let's go. *Grabs Neku by the necklace*
Neku: Hey yo, watch the gear man!
Rhyme: Nii-chan... Do I HAVE to work with you?
Beat: Well, it's either me or that suicidal idiot over there.
Rhyme: Fine, you it is then.

--

Beat: *Standing on top of a trash heap* Alright, all you hectopascals. Ready?
Neku and Shiki: Yeah!
Minamimoto: *Thumbs up*
Joshua: Yep. *still fading into oblivion*
Mr. H: Yes, dear, I won't let our only son disappear because of his ape.
Joshua: Dinosaur!
Mr. H: Quiet son, I'm on the phone.
Beat: I'll take your unmathematical yapping as a yes. Begin operation 61854189311! AGAIN!
Everyone: Yosh!
Joshua's Mom: You'd better hurry! That Ape's starting to head toward Harajuku already! Your grandma won't be very happy if it reaches!
Joshua: Yes, mom...

Beat: *with megaphone* PUSH!!!
*buildings, with power of humans behind them, topple slightly, while Fredrick runs loose in the background*
Beat: *yells into megaphone* HEAVE!!!
*buildings sway back and forth, almost ready to fall*
Beat: *screams into megaphone* YOU'RE TOO ZETTA SLOW! HURRY BEFORE THE TRIANGULATED POSISTIONS NO LONGER CONTAIN THE BEAST WITHIN IT'S 60 DEGREE ANGLE
Minamimoto: *yells in retort, with much better lung power, due to years of practice* SHUT UP ALREADY! I CAN'T HEAR MY EMO PLAYLIST!
*buildings fall down upon Fredrick restraining the beast once and for all, that is, until Joshua puts him away safely*
Beat: Finally. Stupid zeros.
Rhyme: YAY!!!
Shiki: We did it!
Joshua: We did it mother. Pay up.
Mr. H: Josh—Son!! Don't bet against your mother!
Neku: Yo! That was sweet!
Fredrick: *incoherent evil muttering*
Kitaniji: And we managed to keep 0.1% of Shibuya intact!!!
*a can, which was sitting on top of a stick (probably some kind of practical joke set up by some teenager), falls over*
Shiki: …Make that 0%…
Joshua: Oh, hold on mother. Put back your credit card.
Beat: *jumps down from trash heap* Get your percentages right! 0.000000000000001% intact Shibuya!
Joshua: Wait a minute, mother, keep your credit card out.
Mr. H: Give me that! *yanks cell away from Joshua*
Shiki: …That hardly counts as intact, Mina—Beat.
Beat: Shut up you decimal.
Rhyme: Hey, guys…
Minamimoto: What?
Rhyme: Now that we've got Fredrick locked into a lying down position, shouldn't we try to scrape Nao, Sota, Uzuki and Kariya off the bottom of his foot?
Shiki: *looks over at Fredrick, with not only said people mentioned, but all sorts of rubble, garbage and other innocent citizens, plastered to his feet* No.
Joshua: …Hello?
Neku: What, yo?
Joshua: *half faded* How are we going to save Shibuya? Or me, for that matter.
Rhyme: Ummm…
Shiki: That's a good question…
Mr. H: Yes, I know he bet you 10000000000 yen but—Hold on. *looks at group* What was that? I didn't catch that.
Minamimoto: We are pondering how we're going to save this loser. *points at Joshua*
Joshua: *waves back* ^ ^ Hello Popski~!
Mr. H: *shudders, still not quite used to the title of 'Dad'*
Minamimoto: *oblivious* Considering his pet destroyed Shibuya, and the fact that if Shibuya is destroyed, then he dies, it would be an ironic and idiotic death.
Joshua: Go back to your emo Ipod, suicidal boy.
Minamimoto: Ohhh… *angsts*
Mr. H: Maybe…we should use…THAT
Neku: Dawg?
Joshua: …You mean…THAT…?
Mr. H: *ignores spazzing of Joshua's unspecified mother* Yes…THAT
Kitaniji: Wait! You can't mean…THAT…!
Joshua: Yes, we mean…THAT
Mr. H: *nods as Joshua's Unspecified Mother continues to yell complaints into Mr. H's ear*
Kitaniji: But using…THAT…would mean…!
Joshua: We are fully aware of the consequences of…IT
Kitaniji: But--!!
Mr. H: *annoyed at Joshua's Unspecified Mother, who is spazzing still* Honey, I mean this in the sweetest and politest way possible: shut up.
Kitaniji: But if we use…THAT…!!!
Beat: THIS IS INFINITLY ANNOYING!!!!! WHAT IS "THAT"?!?!?
Kitaniji: Oh. I guess you people don't know.
Neku: Duh.
Joshua: It's a button.
Rhyme: *raises eyebrow* Eh?
Joshua: See? *pulls out button* I stole it from a game show I was once in.
Shiki: …What's so…special about that?
Joshua: Oh, I modified it so it could reverse space and time.
Shiki: O_O
Mr. H: And it allows you to keep all your memories from when said point in time occurred.
Kitaniji: But if you use it, then the higher ups will get mad—!!
Joshua: Screw the higher ups. I'm sure Daddy-Waddy-kins would freak out at the higher ups if his only son died on him.
Mr. H: Please stop calling me that…
Joshua's Unspecified Mother: And you're not his only son.
Kitaniji: O_____O!! WHAT?!
Joshua: I always wanted siblings…
Shiki: *obviously annoyed* JUST PRESS THE $%^@ BUTTON ALREADY!!!! *presses button*
Button: That was easy.
Shiki: :O_o:
Rhyme: Is it working?
Joshua: It takes a couple minutes to work. I think.
Rhyme: Really?
Joshua: I dunno. I've never used it before.
*silence, crickets chirp, and tumbleweed rolls by in background*
Neku: *face palm* We are so screwed, man…

Mr. H: *totally ignoring above mentioned situation, yelling into phone* NOW WHY DON'T I KNOW OF THIS... I MEAN THESE SONS OF MINE?
Joshua's unspecified mother: Cuz I wiped your memory. That's payment for sleeping with a composer.
Mr. H: So... How many children do I have?
Joshua's unspecified mother (Ah forget it, JUM for short): err... *pauses to count...* Lesee... There're the composers from Ginza, Roppongi, Kamakura, Akiba, Mitaka, and the some of the angels, lemme see... a grand total of... 10.
Mr. H: I'm the FATHER OF 10 KIDS?!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Mr. H: Oops.
Neku: That's not cool yo! Dawg's not even married!
Beat: Stupid digit. Even I have brains to not sleep with a composer.
Rhyme: You had a brain? O_O
Shiki: Now stop making fun of Mina... Beat.
Minamimoto: Who cares about that! We're gonna disappear! *Starts finding his piece of glass again*
Kitaniji: Stop that Sho! *Wrestles with Minamimoto*
Joshua: *Stares at button* Oh oh, I think something's happening!
Minamimoto: We're DOOMED!!!!
Neku: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Shiki: Shush, Beat! I MEAN NEKU!!!
Rhyme: Yea I know how you feel... This is so getting confusing....
Beat: Oh shut up you imaginary numbers. It's all part of the damned equation.
Joshua: Oh what do you know!
Beat: I was the one who helped you on it! I should know!
Rhyme: You?
Shiki: Err... I think it's probably Minamimoto's brain talking.
Rhyme: Right.
Joshua: Then all the more I don't trust you. Remember the Taboo sigil? You couldn't even draw it right!
Mr. H: Err Son, Sensitive topic....
Joshua: Oh alright, daddy-kun...
Mr. H: *wince*
*Button rises up into air for clichéd melodramatic moment, then emits pulse of light which sends everyone flying back to where they were before the Fredrick incident*

--

Joshua: That was convenient, wasn't it, dad?
Mr. H: Yea. Although my brain's still spinning... Now let's go shut that door before your pet gets out again.
Joshua: Good call.

--

Neku: Whu... what happened? Feels like my brain's gone for a roller coaster ride... And why am I dressed like Beat?
Shiki: Neku? Is that really you?
Neku: What's really me? How can I not be me? *Starts walking back home* I need to change outta these... Too loud for me....
Shiki: *under her breath* As if your own clothes aren't loud enough.
Neku: Speaking of which, where're my phones?
Shiki: You don't remember? Strange... Joshua said you would...
Neku: That no good me killer! What did he do this time?!
Shiki: Go ask him yourself... You know the way to the Shibuya river... I'm tired... *Starts walking back to own house*
Neku: Shiki...

--

Minamimoto: You zetta zero! Of all the things you could have done with my brain, you TOPPLED BUILDINGS TO CRUSH THAT DINO?!
Beat: Bwaaah! Yo man! I had to think fast!
Rhyme: It's glad to have you back, bro...

--

*Meanwhile, Joshua's having a family reunion*
Mr. H: So, Honey, what say we get married?
JUM: I knew it. That's why I wiped your memory in the first place.
Joshua: Now mum, don't do that to daddy.
JUM: I know... It's just that I don't think I'm ready for family life yet... Shinjuku still needs a composer...
Mr. H: I'll help then.
JUM: Nonsense. You have your producer duties. Besides, I need a new design for my Player pin. Get cracking on it!
Mr. H: Yes ma'am!
Joshua: That's some really warped relationship...

--

*Next morning*
Neku: So... This is the end of everything eh?
Shiki: Seems that way...
Neku: Everyone's back to normal and Shibuya's safe, but I have just one question.
Shiki: Em?
Neku: What're you doing in my bed?!
Shiki: Whu? Wha! *Jumps*
Shiki: *Changes subject* Do you think the button had any side effects?
Neku: Na, I don't think so. If anything woulda happened, it woulda happened already.
Narrator: But little did Neku know...
Laundry Love 31: I'm going to work on Totally Bizarre!
*shot*
*shot*

SOOOOO, as you may be wondering, why the heck am I posting this?
Well, ~koushiroizumi2005 and I got talking about how we missed this RP, and how our lives and busy schedules have gotten in the way of working on the comic: [link] or the flash: [link] .
And I was overwhelmed with nostalgia.
:iconhappytearsplz:
Ahh, how I've missed this RP.

There were two arcs for TWEWF.
One: the stop Fredrick Arc (Complete), and two: the find all of Joshua's Pets (Incomplete).
Though, I'm very sad that it's incomplete, I'm glad we got as far as we did.
:)

First Arc: [link]
Second Arc: [link]

At the top is a sprite of JUM (Joshua's Unspecified Mother).
I created a sprite set for her since I was hoping to get far enough in the comic to get to where she is, but alas, I didn't.
Oh well.
Might upload them later.
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OMG I just got into TWEWY~
I finished the game last weekkkkk~~~


Squeeee you like Okami and TWEWY~!!
//glomp tackles


LOL and Mr. H being the father makes sense...