I have the most random journals.
Most of them either make no sense, or have no bearing on anyone's daily lives.
So I wonder what it's like to watch me....


There are those of you, I'm sure, who started watching me for my art.
Or rather, got tired of checking my homepage sporadically to see if I have posted any more Tales/Okami/TWEWY/HCS/Weird-and-Random-Crap and seeing nothing updated.
While others watched me for weird/random/awesome conversations or RPs.
(Hello, koushiro-kun! )
And then there is that other catagory that, out of the blue, without faving, or commenting, or having any affect on my life whatsoever, spontaneously decide to confuse the heck out of me by adding another watch to my inbox.
(Yes, you lurkers, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!!!
...At least I hope you are...
...Or I'd look pretty silly exclaiming to an imaginary audience...
<____< )

Whatever your reason may be, you sit in your merry old DA Account, and look up.
"Oh look! A Jolly New Message has Convently Stumbled its way into my Inbox! "
So, then you continue your jolly old investagation.
"I wonder what it could be!" you exclaim merrily, "I wonder if its a new favorite! Or a new comment! Or maybe a reply to my ever interesting comment on that ever interesting picture! Or better yet, maybe some wonderous 'old chap has decided to watch my artwork! Oh jolly lucky me!"
And then, you open and inbox and see: "Curiousity" ~Cherry-sama
"Ohhh... It's a journal update from HER..." you exclaim on a ratio of 23.722% jolly to 76.278% displeasure.
But then you think you yourself: "Well, maybe it's something important."
So, you bump your jolliness to 84.58% and click on the link.
And as you read the journal, your jolly to dipleasure ratio changes, proving that they have an inversely proportional relationship.
And by the end, with your jolly value at 0.183627%, you say: " That was the biggest waste of my time since the twenty-third millenia!"
And without a thought of how illogical this illogicality is, you go off to bed and have your jolly ratio restored!
...Only to find another useless journal awaiting in your inbox.

Plotting to waste your time,
~Cherry-sama